vasnormandy:

trixiedelight:

Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

Clue (1985)

Martin Mull should have won an Oscar for keeping a straight face.

(Source: barbarastanwyck)


noodlecreep:

sexybugluver94:

im pissed

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK WATERMELON

noodlecreep:

sexybugluver94:

im pissed

HAHA WHAT THE FUCK WATERMELON

(Source: baerga)


my physics teacher spent 40 hrs making his halloween costume

my physics teacher spent 40 hrs making his halloween costume



justchukwa:

i’m trying to be a homestuck

i really am


tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night


(x)

(Source: adamsslevine)


igirisus:

igirisus:

igirisus:

did you hear about the suspicious looking guy who cooled people off on a hot day 

i guess you could say he was 

*wheezes*

PRETTY SHADY.


(Source: antiocial)


captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

(Source: houka1numuta)


draw some snk!!

braginskey:

infinitenap:

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I’ve been on this website for almost four years and I still don’t know what snk means

oh my god


50 Follower Giveaway!

hannahsdragonlair:

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These lovely dragons will be breeding in a week, and to say thanks to my followers, I decided I’d give away one of their babies!

  • The contest ends the day the babies hatch!  So, hopefully, that means November 3rd or 4th(depending on if I can get on to breed them on the day they’re able)
  • For followers ONLY-New followers are welcome, though!  I will be checking the followers to see if you’re actually following.
  • Winner will get first pick of the nest-if they have only one egg, then you’ll get the one.
  • Reblogs and likes both count!  Doesn’t matter how many times you reblog, just don’t spam your followers, please.
  • Reblog with your FR username and ID!
  • I will be messaging the winner on Tumblr-and likely FR as well, just to be sure.  If you don’t respond within two days, I will be picking a new winner.

Thanks, and good luck to you all!

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dawnsingerwindclan:

I know it’s only two eggs, but these two are going to go to any newbie who either contacts me on the website (I’m silveydesu!), or reblogs this before the nest hatches in 4 days. The winner will randomly be chosen by a number generator to keep things fair.

Good luck, and keep an eye out for some freebie imps in the next few weeks!

EDIT: Oh, and please be sure to keep your ask boxes open if you contact me on Tumblr! I’ll be getting in touch with you that way. c:


Muss’s dragon, treasure, and insect “Welcome new people” give away

mussthemoose:

You best be ready because this is going to be a crazy give away.

First Place: The Dragon of awesome prize!

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This triple genned beauty of a Male Skydancer. Coal Tiger primary that lets you know this is the most deadly dragon you’ll ever meet if you had to hide in a coal mine Royal Seraph that shows you this is a Prince of the show, finally ending with some Storm Gembound, letting you know this dragon will take you like a storm and look absolutely /fabulous/ while doing so. 

Second Place: Possibly worth more than the dragon but I don’t care treasure prize!

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Aka: Holy F**k do you see this S**t? Giving away 250,000 Treasure, enough to buy that dragon you’ve always wanted but was always stopped by adorable little dragons you just /had/ to gene up, or the sick appeal. 

Third Place: Did someone say FOOD!?!?!?!?

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Edit: People seemed to really want some insects, so here are some more for you lovely’s! 750 1000 points of insect food, aw yeah, your Spirals are going to be giving you snout boops, five year old caffeine overdose flying around, and curled around every limb of your body hugs. Don’t even get me started on the others that eat Insects. 

Rules:

1: Please reblog with your Flight Rising Username and Lair Number

2: Likes do not count for this

3: You do not have to be following me for this give away

4: New players, if picked, will be able to select their prize, along with getting first choice of a prize, even if they were picked third.

5: This give away ends October 28th, 18:00 Flight Rising time, good luck folks!

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instagrampa:

I always have this bad feeling people I’m friends with don’t actually like me